First Friendly Meeting

Summary: A short story in chat form. The fanfic archives gather for their first Friendly Meeting organized by Ao3!


Notes: This story is a work of fiction. The archive's depictions do not reflect the personalities or opinions of their creators.

Before we begin, the initials:

AO3 = Archive Of Our Own

SQWA = SquidgeWorld Archive

NYA = Nyah! Fanfiction Archive

FF = Fanfiction.net

AFA = Adult-FanFiction Archive

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[Around a table sit five humanoid beings. One is red (AO3), one is yellow-orange (SQWA), one is purple-blue (NYA), one is in a dark blue (FF) and one is beige (AFA).]

AO3: Hello everyone! Welcome to this first Friendly Meeting where we can get to know each other, exchange opinions on a variety of subjects, and have fun! I'm AO3 for Archive Of Our Own. Before we get started, let's take a look at who's present. Nyah Archive?

NYA: Present.

AO3: SquidgeWorld Archive?

SQWA: Present!

AO3: FanFiction.net?

FF: Present. Why are you doing this? You know we're here!

AO3: Yeah but it's better to do it. Adult-FanFiction Archive?

AFA: I'm here!

These are all male archives.

AO3: So who wants to discuss what?

[The five humanoid beings are silent. None dares to speak first, then...]

AO3: Uh... I'll start then. What's your favorite color?

FF: What a strange question.

AO3: We have to start the conversation with something.

NYA: You're not wrong. Purple for me.

AFA: Beige for me.

FF: Blue.

SQWA: Orange for me.

AO3: Red for me. Let's see...

NYA: Why not our favorite fandom?

SQWA: We all know it's Nekopara for you.

NYA: Ok, but what about yours?

AO3: I don't have just one favorite fandom.

SQWA: Same here.

AFA: I love everything hentai.

FF: Personally, I hesitate between Mortal Kombat and Batman. Now our favorite animals!

[The meeting is on. The five archives have a lot of fun together. Hours later.]

AO3: It's getting late. I must bring this first Friendly Meeting to a close.

NYA: Already? Time goes by far too quickly.

FF: Are you going to arrange more, Ao3?

AO3: Yes, if you're all interested.

SQWA: Great. Goodbye.

FF: Bye!

AFA: Bye bye!

NYA:  See you, Ao3!

[Ao3 is the last to leave.]



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