Summary: A short story in chat form. The fanfic archives gather for their first Friendly Meeting organized by Ao3!
Notes: This story is a work of fiction. The archive's depictions do not reflect the personalities or opinions of their creators.
Before we begin, the initials:
AO3 = Archive Of Our Own
SQWA = SquidgeWorld Archive
NYA = Nyah! Fanfiction Archive
FF = Fanfiction.net
AFA = Adult-FanFiction Archive
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[Around a table sit five humanoid beings. One is red (AO3), one is yellow-orange (SQWA), one is purple-blue (NYA), one is in a dark blue (FF) and one is beige (AFA).]
AO3: Hello everyone! Welcome to this first Friendly Meeting where we can get to know each other, exchange opinions on a variety of subjects, and have fun! I'm AO3 for Archive Of Our Own. Before we get started, let's take a look at who's present. Nyah Archive?
NYA: Present.
AO3: SquidgeWorld Archive?
SQWA: Present!
AO3: FanFiction.net?
FF: Present. Why are you doing this? You know we're here!
AO3: Yeah but it's better to do it. Adult-FanFiction Archive?
AFA: I'm here!
These are all male archives.
AO3: So who wants to discuss what?
[The five humanoid beings are silent. None dares to speak first, then...]
AO3: Uh... I'll start then. What's your favorite color?
FF: What a strange question.
AO3: We have to start the conversation with something.
NYA: You're not wrong. Purple for me.
AFA: Beige for me.
FF: Blue.
SQWA: Orange for me.
AO3: Red for me. Let's see...
NYA: Why not our favorite fandom?
SQWA: We all know it's Nekopara for you.
NYA: Ok, but what about yours?
AO3: I don't have just one favorite fandom.
SQWA: Same here.
AFA: I love everything hentai.
FF: Personally, I hesitate between Mortal Kombat and Batman. Now our favorite animals!
[The meeting is on. The five archives have a lot of fun together. Hours later.]
AO3: It's getting late. I must bring this first Friendly Meeting to a close.
NYA: Already? Time goes by far too quickly.
FF: Are you going to arrange more, Ao3?
AO3: Yes, if you're all interested.
SQWA: Great. Goodbye.
FF: Bye!
AFA: Bye bye!
NYA: See you, Ao3!
[Ao3 is the last to leave.]